Ace of Blue Heart

I'm twenty-one, female and sort of directionless at the moment.

Things you may see here include Doctor Who, Discworld, Merlin, Sherlock, Torchwood, Skins, Scrubs.... I read fanfiction, mainly slash. Music includes punk (the real 70's kind), jazz and a variety of oddities.

I dance tap and Irish dance, and make videos on YouTube. I'm asexual. La di dah.

Posts tagged Discworld

May 31 '12
Wen the Eternally Surprised has moved on to hair care. I find this surprising, since I thought he was bald.

Wen the Eternally Surprised has moved on to hair care. I find this surprising, since I thought he was bald.

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May 29 '12
thecaptiansship:

Yay! I’m off to Anime North next weekend to dazzle and explode in everyone’s camera!(Seriously, I’m going to cause soo much flare)Moist Von Lipwig from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.Photo was taken by http://satyronomo.deviantart.com/Cosplay was worn and made by me~

thecaptiansship:

Yay! I’m off to Anime North next weekend to dazzle and explode in everyone’s camera!(Seriously, I’m going to cause soo much flare)

Moist Von Lipwig from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.

Photo was taken by http://satyronomo.deviantart.com/

Cosplay was worn and made by me~

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May 28 '12
bathearst:

I don’t myself own a copy of Night Watch so I can’t quote chapter and verse on this for you, but at one point Vimes-as-Keel stops an angry mob by taking off his weapons, sitting on the stoop of the guard house, and drinking a mug of cocoa. That’s one of those images that sticks in my head, the simple setup of Vimes and mug and steps and blue station lamp.

bathearst:

I don’t myself own a copy of Night Watch so I can’t quote chapter and verse on this for you, but at one point Vimes-as-Keel stops an angry mob by taking off his weapons, sitting on the stoop of the guard house, and drinking a mug of cocoa. That’s one of those images that sticks in my head, the simple setup of Vimes and mug and steps and blue station lamp.

61 notes (via maladicts & bathearst)Tags: that eyepatch is so rascally handsome what am i saying vimesy lord of my heart night watch Discworld i'm away at the moment but please leave a question

May 26 '12

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May 26 '12

The glorious 25th of May

hainswind:

I know! I’m late! I coulnd’t wear the lilac, it has been a crazy day. There’s my aport:

Greetings to all the Discworld fans.

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May 25 '12

If I had a partner and enough time to practise, I think I could make a version of this into Adora meeting Moist for the first time.

Anyone up for it? :P

Tags: Discworld adora belle dearheart moist von lipwig yes this is the kind of stuff i think about

May 25 '12
abigail-nicole:

the glorious 25th of may. were you there?“They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

abigail-nicole:

the glorious 25th of may. were you there?

“They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever.”

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May 16 '12

meltingpenguins:

Someone needs to compile a list of how to beg for Mercy and say ‘I surrender’ in various Roundworld languages for Rincewind.

Shall we?

English: Mercy!/I surrender!

Polish: Litości!/Poddaję się!

Finnish: Armoa! ; pyydän armoa/?

German: Gnade!/Ich ergebe mich! ; Ich gebe auf!

Swedish: Nåd! Jag ger upp!

“I surrender” is “Minä antaudun” in Finnish.

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May 16 '12
I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”
Death thought about it.
“CATS,” he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE.
Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)

(Source: lunaticinspirations)

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May 13 '12

ALSO, ABOUT ME FUCKING OWNING A FUCKING DISCWORLD BOARD GAME

meltingpenguins:

theturtlemoves:

meltingpenguins:

theturtlemoves:

JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW

THERE ARE PLAYING CARDS WITH LIKE CHARACTER THINGS

THEY ARE THE SHIT

I AM GOING TO BE MAKING A FULL POST GLOATING ABOUT THIS TOMORROW

BUT RIGHT NOW IT IS 2AM AND I NEED TO GO TO BED 

ANYWAY

BE PREPARED, IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL

Can we request scans of specific character art? Yes?

Of course! Drop me an ask! :D (It has guilds and groups and places and things as well JUST SO YOU KNOW)

Oh, if you got the time give us a list of what you got.

(I like Peter Dennis’ art at this game much better than Stephen Player’s at the G!G! one)

I’m assuming it’s the Ankh-Morpork one? In which case, high-five.

EDIT: not Ankh-Morpork, then. Damn. It’s well worth owning, you see. :P

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May 12 '12
meltingpenguins:

little-smartass:

ask-margolotta:

askthepatrician:

ask-margolotta:

askthepatrician:

ask-margolotta:

askthepatrician:

little-smartass:

Meet the family Vetinari-Holmes.
Margolotta’s gonna see the photo, then bitch at the boys for not smiling. 
EVERYTHING IS DISCLOCK AND NOTHING HURTS.


As you round-earthers tend to say: this IS my happy face.

You alvays look so grumpy in photographs, Havelock. You could have at least attempted a smile for zhis vun. 

But I did attempt. I swear. I did my best.

Hmmm. Vell, maybe try a little harder next time, my dear. It vould be so nice to have a photo vhere ve don’t all look depressed…

I dare say your smile is enough for all of us, my dear.

Now, is zhat a strange compliment or a zhinly-veiled tease?

Guys.
My OTP just had a semi-domestic over my fanart.
Guys.
I love Tumblr.

Bless this post.

meltingpenguins:

little-smartass:

ask-margolotta:

askthepatrician:

ask-margolotta:

askthepatrician:

ask-margolotta:

askthepatrician:

little-smartass:

Meet the family Vetinari-Holmes.

Margolotta’s gonna see the photo, then bitch at the boys for not smiling. 

EVERYTHING IS DISCLOCK AND NOTHING HURTS.

As you round-earthers tend to say: this IS my happy face.

You alvays look so grumpy in photographs, Havelock. You could have at least attempted a smile for zhis vun. 

But I did attempt. I swear. I did my best.

Hmmm. Vell, maybe try a little harder next time, my dear. It vould be so nice to have a photo vhere ve don’t all look depressed…

I dare say your smile is enough for all of us, my dear.

Now, is zhat a strange compliment or a zhinly-veiled tease?

Guys.

My OTP just had a semi-domestic over my fanart.

Guys.

I love Tumblr.

Bless this post.

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May 11 '12
prismaticpuppeteer:

copy machine you are drunk

HEX has moved to Roundworld.

prismaticpuppeteer:

copy machine you are drunk

HEX has moved to Roundworld.

(Source: rellykipa)

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May 8 '12

Then if you persist in playing games I will say that before a knight is created he must spend a night’s vigil watching his armour—”

“Practically every night of my life,” said Vimes. “A man doesn’t keep an eye on his armour round here, that man’s got no armour in the morning.”

“In prayer,” said Rust sharply.

“That’s me,” said Vimes. “Not a night has gone by without me thinking, ‘Ye gods, I hope I get through this alive.

— Terry Pratchett, Jingo (via sirpumpkinhead)

23 notes (via vlajean & sirpumpkinhead)Tags: i have a theory it goes like this: with enough effort you could compile every discworld book entirely from quotes found on the internet because they're just that quotable even words like 'that' and 'when' Discworld vimesy lord of my heart dark sarcasm ought to be taught in schools i'm away at the moment but please leave a question

May 6 '12

The other day my friend who’s studying law told me that she was boiling an egg. I made a joke about Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love and a Hard-Boiled Egg.

Sadly, it went unappreciated.

3 notes Tags: my friends are wonderful and magnificent in many ways but one of their few shortcomings is that they aren't Discworld fans Discworld the glorious 25th of may

May 3 '12
Lavington Bound - A Cammels Tale
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A Cammels Tale by Lavington Bound

It’s a song about Mathematically gifted camels. Also the title of the song is a pun. And it’s inspired by Discworld.

1 note Tags: Discworld lavington bound hey fellow disc-iples: we have fanmusic now!