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Ace of Blue Heart

Me, basically.

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Apr 23 '14
"We received the following message tied to a stone from the opposite German trenches. —-We’re going to open fire with artillery. We don’t want to do this but we’ve been ordered to. It will come this evening, and we’ll blow a whistle first so you’ll have time to take cover."
Regimental War Diary, 5th Leicester Regiment, World War I. (via peashooter85)
Apr 23 '14

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

Apr 23 '14

archiemcphee:

You know what’s awesome? A donkey lamb taxi. That sounds like a band name. Hey, when’s the next Donkey Lamb Taxi show?

When sheep herders in the hills of Lombardy, Italy need to move their flocks toward better grazing land, the wee lambs get a little help keeping up with their woolly family. Helpful donkeys are fitted with sets of special lamb-sized pouches. It’s ridiculously cute and cozy mass transit in the form of live taxis who are content to graze right along side the sheep.

[via Neatorama]

Apr 22 '14

shamigurumi:

mutisija:

this is a real eggshell filled with chocolate stuff

I gave these to my French friends, and they were so wtf :D they asked if they should eat the shell as well. in the end they only ate the chocolate and appreciated it a lot :P

Did you know that the little stopper at the bottom is sugar and thus edible.

Apr 22 '14

mutisija:

this is a real eggshell filled with chocolate stuff

Apr 22 '14

assilikesbowties:

today’s been the first proper warm day in finland this year

men walking around shirtless

women sunbathing in bikinis

everyone complaining about how hot it is

it’s 17°C

Apr 22 '14

dannygayhealani:

no but let’s queer it up, shakespeare edition

  • let’s talk about the three witches in macbeth and how they were definitely getting it on in graveyards at midnight
  • let’s talk about horatio and hamlet and “good night, sweet prince” and how fucking stupid head over heels in love they were
  • let’s talk about mercutio and how there’s no way in HELL he wasn’t some form of queer and some form of trans*
  • let’s talk about how romeo and benvolio are awfully close for cousins
  • let’s talk about iago and jealousy and what that meant for him and othello
  • let’s talk about hermia and helena growing up together and falling in love together and then separately and then together again
  • let’s talk about “the dark lady” and “the fair youth” his sonnets were for
  • let’s talk about how badly he wanted to bang both of them, possibly at the same time

i have so much time for shakespeare and zero time for straightspeare

let’s fucking turn up the queer

(Source: queerpunkhamlet)

Apr 22 '14
Ben Whishaw & Colin Morgan - Not gonna squeeze your nuts any more (Mojo the play)

childliketendencies:

"You said that?"
"I’ve just had enough Baby. I want us to get along."
"Skinny, I’m sorry. I’m not gonna squeeze your nuts any more."
"It’s just it really hurts. I might want to have kids one day."
"I’m sorry."

From the matinee performance of Mojo on February 8th, 2014 

(Please do not publish this as a link on twitter or tag it there with mojo because … well…. recording plays is a very bad thing *wink* )

Apr 22 '14
"

The wizards said that the University stood on magical ground and was therefore exempt from taxation and anyway you couldn’t put a tax on knowledge.

The Patrician said you could. It was two hundred dollars per capita; if per capita was a problem, de-capita could be arranged.

"
Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man (via serendipitousrainbows)
Apr 22 '14

diver5ion:

Sarah - Clone of the Week, 2.01

Apr 22 '14

The song names in the Fringe soundtracks are the best:

  • Best Chase Scenario
  • Funeral While it Lasted
  • Shut Your Wormhole
  • Where The Son Doesn’t Shine
  • Don’t Follow the Money
  • The Time Traveller’s Strife
  • Walter Skelter
  • Sneaking Sense of Liberty
  • Funeral Pyre Straits
  • Regeneration X
Apr 21 '14
northcentralpositronics:

belphemonsleepmode:

benedict-cucumberbooty:

professionalcinnabon:

kyian:

littlecrowburd:

land-of-curses-and-quartz:

i-hecked-up-so-bad-when-i:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


this scares me a little

arm, nude, door, coke, passion. What the fresh hell is my brain trying to tell me

Secrets, naked, passion, suicide, none???????? um

Fool leave past tease kiss Whelp idek

coke kick naked leave flesh

naked bail cut lice meme

leave, suicide, dread, passion, greedwell 

HIDDEN NAKED PEE PASSION MANIACI’M LAGUHING SO HARD RIGHT NOWI CAN’T B RE ATHE
J U D A I

naked cut fool leave flesh
no way that could be negative nuh-uh

kiss enigma feel hate malice. what?

northcentralpositronics:

belphemonsleepmode:

benedict-cucumberbooty:

professionalcinnabon:

kyian:

littlecrowburd:

land-of-curses-and-quartz:

i-hecked-up-so-bad-when-i:

mollaythesassay:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

this scares me a little

arm, nude, door, coke, passion. What the fresh hell is my brain trying to tell me

Secrets, naked, passion, suicide, none???????? um

Fool leave past tease kiss
Whelp idek

coke kick naked leave flesh

naked bail cut lice meme

leave, suicide, dread, passion, greed
well 

HIDDEN NAKED PEE PASSION MANIAC

I’M LAGUHING SO HARD RIGHT NOWI CAN’T B RE ATHE

J U D A I

naked cut fool leave flesh

no way that could be negative nuh-uh

kiss enigma feel hate malice. what?

Apr 21 '14

Hey, for people who haven’t watched Orphan Black s02e01 yet:

If people being high is problematic for you, proceed with caution.

And of course, the standard warning for violence applies.

Apr 21 '14

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Apr 21 '14

orphanblack:

324b21-clone:

This is by far, THE BEST FAN VID of OB I’ve seen.

Share it!

This fan video is like 10 fan videos in one fan video, and it’s hilarious.